You be the judge.  After all, I had to sift through this huge file left on some computer somewhere that had all the titles people came up with for their Porn-o-matic™ plots ("he-he-he....he said, came"), the least you can do is take over and do the judging.  Okay, so it's not the Miss America pageant.  For that you should thank me. 

While there's nothing here the average 6th grader hasn't heard or said (or in this day and age, done), there are a few "dirty" words on the next page.  Don't say you haven't been warned.