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Let's put the X back in Xmas!
That was the official motto of
Richmond, Virginia's Tacky Xmas Decoration Contest and Grand Highly Illuminated
House Tour. Started in 1986 (it's all a blur of bright lights and
illuminated Santas), it quickly grew into a monster. Dr. Frankenstein has nothing on
us.
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It began as a sneaky way to
find out where the biggest, brightest, and gaudiest Xmas decorations were. The first
bus sold out in four hours and a second one sold out the next day. Houses were
solicited; judges drove around drinking wine and rating the houses in categories like
Overall Wattage, Motion, Sound Effects, the Holy Shit Factor, and Bad Acid Flashback; and
when the night of the tour came around there were an estimated 100 cars trailing behind
the buses. Six made it all the way. The winners received money, ornaments, and
the tackiest trophies imaginable.
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Photo by Stuart T. Wagner, courtesy
of the Richmond Times Dispatch
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blossomed and the city of Richmond has become obsessed with Xmas lights. Radio
stations promote charity bus tours, every limousine and bus company gives paid tours, the
TV stations show shots of the houses behind the weather, and the newspaper prints weekly
lists of the houses. And more and more houses are putting up more and more decorations. Now that's a legacy to be proud of.
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BRAND
NEW FOR 2006!
Hear
Mad Dog talk about the Tacky Xmas Tour on NPR
Morning Edition!
The
Richmond Times-Dispatch talks about this year's big houses and the origin
of the tour
ARCHIVED
STORIES
Eye
on R-Town talks about the Tacky Xmas Tour being included in the upcoming
Bravo TV special.
The
first San
Francisco Bay Area Neo-Expressionist Illuminated Sculpture
list. You know, what you call Tacky Xmas lights!
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From the bestseller "Black Notice" by Patricia Cornwell.
"I reached the Midlothian Turnpike and could see Marino's house long before I got
near it. His gaudy, outrageous Christmas decorations, including some three hundred
thousand lights, glowed above the horizon like an amusement
park. All one had to do was follow the steady traffic heading that way, because Marino's
house had risen to number one on Richmond's annual Christmas Tacky Tour. People couldn't
resist coming to see what was truly an amazing sight." |
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Even
the Charleston, SC Post and Courier liked the 2004 San Francisco list!
Read Cynthia McMullen's 2004 article from the Richmond Times-Dispatch.
Read Bill McElway's cool
1996 article from the Richmond Times Dispatch.
Read Cynthia
McMullen's fun article from the 1999 Richmond Times Dispatch
Read
Cynthia's article from 2001
Check
out the 2004 Richmond Tacky Xmas houses at WWBT-12's page.
See what LAXmas '98 was like.
See
photos of Richmond's 2000 Xmas houses.
See photos of some of Richmond's
1998 Xmas displays.
Meet Big Boy
Santa, the star of LAXmas '99
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Check out
some other Tacky Xmas sites:
- Lightasmic
- 30 displays and 2 million lights in Bakersfield, CA. As seen on America's
Greatest Christmas Decorations
- Planet Christmas -
Decorated houses, how to do it yourself, where to buy decorations and more
- Holly's
Recommended Christmas Lights - The best of Fairfax County/Northern
Virginia
- Global
Christmas Lights Tour
- Christmas Lights
in Central Texas (CAUTION: This guy's no
relation!!)
- Clot Family Xmas
- Kevin's Christmas Display
- Let There Be Lights - an art car!
PLEASE!
If you know of any good photos of or sites about the biggest, the best, the most
ostentatious Xmas displays, please let me know. |
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