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         "An
        untapped, renewable natural resource.  Like methane gas from cow
        flatulence..." 
              - R.R., Ph.D.
         "A true renasance...
        renaisance...rena... you know, one of those guys." 
             - D.M. 
        "One of the lamest bunch of
        chowderheads to come down the pike in years." 
             - Lots of people 
        "That's nice, dear." 
             - Crazy Bitch, 
                mother of 
                Mad Dog 
         
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                A Holiday for Every Occasion 
                Sibling Day is part of a new type of observation - the Facebook Holiday. There's a new one every day and no one would ever know or have even heard of any of them had they not checked Facebook. Constantly. All day. Every day.
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        Yes, Mad Dog is
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        Okay, so you didn't ask for it,
        someone might have. 
        
        
        
        It's
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